UFC...

This is so dreadfully sad. But I am a UFC nut. Ultimate Fighting Championship. Yes, I am THAT guy. I cannot get enough of a 135 pounds Brazilian crazy man take down a 250 pound Hawaiian. Oh it so, so good. I get excited just thinking about it.

I think the reason, is that I am the weakest man's man ever. I watched Mona Lisa Smile tonight. Oh dear. So the thought of me becoming one of these UFC guys is extremely appealing to the small part of me that still has testosterone.